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Drop the evidence
Upload a bank statement screenshot or securely connect an account through Plaid.
Financial intelligence, zero chill
Your spending has entered the group chat.
Upload a statement or connect your account. Spendshade turns your questionable purchases into sharp AI roasts and share-ready cards.
One free roast every week. No budgeting spreadsheet required.
Roast preview
“Your delivery fees have their own retirement plan.”
The Spendshade promise
Funny in public. Thoughtful underneath.
You approve the post
Nothing gets shared automatically. Preview the joke and keep sensitive details out of frame.
Roasts, not shame
Expect playful pattern-spotting with useful context—not guilt, lectures, or fake financial expertise.
How it works
From bank statement to brutal content.
A fast loop built for people who would rather share a joke than maintain twelve budget categories.
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Get financially humbled
Spendshade spots patterns, questionable late-night choices, and suspiciously frequent little treats.
Pattern detected
You called it “just a coffee” fourteen times this week.
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Post the damage
Every roast becomes a polished, meme-ready card formatted for Stories and short-form video.
Pick your level of honesty
Start free. Unlock the full intervention.
Try the core roast before paying. Upgrade when you want trends, challenges, and a deeper read on your habits.
Weekly Roast
$0forever
Enough ammunition for your weekly financial reality check.
- One AI roast each week
- Statement screenshot upload
- One share-ready social card
Full send
Therapy Mode
$8/ month
For recurring plot analysis, sharper roasts, and turning the joke into a habit you might actually keep.
Deeper spending analysis
Plaid account connection
Monthly trend tracking
More social card formats
Friend savings challenges
Comparison leaderboards
Before you expose yourself
Reasonable questions. Unreasonably honest answers.
Your transactions are talking
Find out what they’re saying about you.
Get one free roast, save the card, and decide whether your group chat deserves the truth.
Roast my spending